The Worldwide Leader might as well just hang it up. It's not going to ever get better.
Somehow, the universe's tectonic plates shifted just right this week to give ESPN the following:
* A-Rod on steroids.
* UNC @ Duke.
* Favre's annual retirement party.
Yep. Right now, ESPN's just sitting there singing "We're going to need a clean-up on aisle 3..."